acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind)

sani-a:

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

(Source: abibos)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

donechesters:

my mom says that if this post gets 100,000 notes that she won’t get out of bed on November 2nd, 1983, no matter what she hears or sees

bl-ossomed:

*gets out of bed*

no

*gets back in bed*

(Source: internetexplorers)

janoskians-r-us:

geekiebastered:

so dylan sprouse is on tumblr now.

i want to believe

but

i’ve been hurt before

Omg

(Source: ladydwarves)

frozenfoods:

lordoftheblackflames:

frozenfoods:

ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called problems

that really speaks to me

It’s like doctor’s. “You’re going to feel a bit of pressure” and then ask you where the pain is.

there is literally no comparison between these two things at all are you okay

(Source: growlithed)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my mom is cyberbullying me and she said “what are you gonna do run home and go tell your mom???” and i don’t know what to do now i think she has won