'cause that's how i roll.


i love chicken. Photobucket

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precipitates:

Please stop wearing black lipstick this has been a public service announcement, thank you and have a nice day.

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  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

pootsy:

I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SJUPER CONFUSED

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